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Back to After Cheese: Steven Seagal’s Half Past Dead, review in haiku

April 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Half-forgotten blog/Insomniac ramblings/of a movie buff… 
Denver hotel Hell/on a snowy April night/watching “Half Past Dead“.
Poor Steven Seagal/starring in low-budget crap/that he writes himself.
Wikipedia/Hear the wisdom of the crowd/or one publicist.
Quote of the day: “The neutrality of this article is disputed.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal#Upcoming_projects_and_Cannibal_Holocaust_remake.
“Nature has its brutal side”, says Seagal, “and it’s not always pretty. In many ways, Cannibal […]